"Hi, I’m Master Chief, and I want to talk to you about your finances…"

masterchiefbank1.jpgThat’s it. The Halo 3 hype is completely out of control. As you can see above, now even banks are invoking Master Chief’s name to try and reel in customers. Although you do have to wonder just how much a future super-soldier defending review Earth gets paid. For that matter, what does he spend his money on? Does he have bills to pay for? Eh, I’ll bet it all goes to his fetish for hot Brute-on-Grunt porn. Genetically-enhanced soldiers of the future got issues.Via Xbox 360 Fanboy

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